zeldathemes
TPC CRED
Ey yo. Grendel here. Yes. That Grendel.
I do WTFhistory. I also write commissions (HMU). I rant about feminist things, fandom things, and queer things, not necessarily in that order.
villagers in town
No it's not, your arm's off.

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.